إبتسامه خفيفه

{Windows 98 Update Wizard:
 Windows has detected that your computer
 is more than 12 months old. Windows 98
 requires a newer machine to run properly.
 Please update your configuration.           }

{Windows 95:
 Sorry, Windows 95 was unable to
 comply with the "go to hell"
 command you specified                       }

{CD ROM ERROR:
 Error reading "How to uninstall
 Windows 95." Please, insert other CD.       }

{KEYBOARD NOT PLUGGED:
 Windows 95 was unable to detect
 your keyboard. Press F1 to retry or
 F2 to abort.                                }

{Internal Error:
 Your windows has been running for 10h 37m 23s.
 Microsoft does not allow a windows system to
 run longer than that.
 That is why your computer will now crash.   }

{Closing Windows 95:
 You are about to exit Windows 95.
 Do you want to play another game?           }

{Printer Wizard:
 The new and incredible 32bit
 intelligent wizard has obtained a
 solution to your printing problem:
 do not print.                               }

{Random Error:
 Windows 95 has detected a random
 error. This error occurs every once in
 a while. Please wait.                       }

{Warning:
 Windows has categorized you as a
 government employee. Switching to
 sleep mode.                                 }

{Virus Alert:
 You've got the flue                         }

{Windows FAT:
 Windows 98 has detected too
 much FAT already in your system.
 Please do not upgrade to FAT 32
 and stay with FAT 16.                       }

You have to admire that Bill Gates! I mean,
with a sense of humor
like his, you'd never need to be a stand-up
comedian! I think these
error messages - some true, others false -
Microsoft should have been
out of business a long time ago!
   I even have a bloody shutdown screen that reads:
             "PLEASE WAIT WHILST YOUR COMPUTER
              ELECTRONICALLY TRANSFERS THE BALANCE
              OF YOUR CHECKING ACCOUNT TO MICROSOFT
              THEN SHUTS DOWN                       "
   How sad is that?

SJS
[Simon J Stuart]
[major.chaos@btinternet.com]