Windows2000 in C Language

This is the source code for windows 2000 in C language

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   #include "win31.h"
   #include "win95.h"
   #include "win98.h"
   #include "workst~1.h"
   #include "evenmore.h"
   #include "oldstuff.h"
   #include "billrulz.h"
   #include "monopoly.h"
   #define INSTALL = HARD

   char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

   void main()
   {
        while(!CRASHED)
        {
            display_copyright_message();
            display_bill_rules_message();
            do_nothing_loop();
            if (first_time_installation)
            {
                make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
                do_nothing_loop();
                totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
                search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
                make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
                disable_Netscape();
                disable_RealPlayer();
                disable_Lotus_Products();
                hang_system();
            }

            write_something(anything);
                display_copyright_message();
                do_nothing_loop();
                do_some_stuff();

            if (still_not_crashed)
            {
                display_copyright_message();
                do_nothing_loop();
                basically_run_windows_3.1();
                do_nothing_loop();
                do_nothing_loop();
            }
        }

        if (detect_cache())
            disable_cache();

        if (fast_cpu())
        {
            set_wait_states(lots);
            set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
            set_mouse(action, jumpy);
            set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
        }

        /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
        /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
        /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
        /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
        /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
        /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
        printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");

        if (system_ok())
            crash(to_dos_prompt)
        else
            system_memory = open("a:swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

        while(something)
        {
            sleep(5);
            get_user_input();
            sleep(5);
            act_on_user_input();
            sleep(5);
        }
        create_general_protection_fault();
   }