Windows 98 Source Code

     TOP SECRET Microsoft(c)  Code

     Project: Chicago(tm)

     Projected release-date: MAY 1998

    $History$

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 #include "win31.h"

 #include "win95.h"

 #include "evenmore.h"

 #include "oldstuff.h"

 #include "billrulz.h"

 #define INSTALL = HARD







 char make_prog_look_big[1600000];







 void main()

 {

     while(!CRASHED)

     {

         display_copyright_message();

         display_bill_rules_message();

         do_nothing_loop();

         if (first_time_installation)

         {

             make_50_megabyte_swapfile();

             do_nothing_loop();

             totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();







             search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();

             hang_system();

         }

         write_something(anything);

         display_copyright_message();

         do_nothing_loop();

         do_some_stuff();

         if (still_not_crashed)

         {

             display_copyright_message();

             do_nothing_loop();

             basically_run_windows_3.1();

             do_nothing_loop();

             do_nothing_loop();

         }

     }







     if (detect_cache())

         disable_cache();







     if (fast_cpu())

     {

         set_wait_states(lots);

         set_mouse(speed, very_slow);

         set_mouse(action, jumpy);

         set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);

     }







     /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */

     /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */

     printf("Welcome to Windows 98");

     if (system_ok())

          crash(to_dos_prompt);

     else

         system_memory = open("a:swp0001.swp" O_CREATE);







     while(something)

     {

         sleep(5);

         get_user_input();

         sleep(5);

         act_on_user_input();

         sleep(5);

     }

     create_general_protection_fault();

 }

:D:D have fun