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السلام عليكم ورحمة الله

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 If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.

رغم إني مش بتفرج عليه :rolleyes:

The brain is a wonderful organ.  It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

 When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

 For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

:D

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

 Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !)

 There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.